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Meccalopolis's avatar

Exactly. Love that guy

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nightmoth's avatar

Yo, Sarah Huckster Sanders---your daddy's a preacher---what part of "Let the little children come unto me and forbid them not" do you find unbiblical?

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Big Puppy's avatar

Oh, Dok, this story makes me so sad that I have no room for snark.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I vacuumed a shitload of ladybugs from the screens inside my screened porch one fall. Thousands of the little bastards.

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bubbuhh's avatar

Ah, yes, Compassionate Conservatism.

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PubOption's avatar

Making a Mountain out of a molehill or trying to Landis in trouble?

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SpideySenser's avatar

You're too kind, I think it's ridiculous. Power and money is what it's all about, there is no esteemed superior being...except for the FSM, that is.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Fucking brilliant!

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H0mer0's avatar

the Israeli defense forces.

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Rank Member's avatar

The ACLU is the most "American" private organization that exists. Support the ACLU!

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

There are no photos of her lower legs! Why? Because they would show that her calves are the size of smallish cantaloupes from lugging load after load of drugs across the border. C'mon people, wake up!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"A thousand points of light. Well, OK, 999, so we can deport the little bitch."

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SpideySenser's avatar

In the shed, behind the axe.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Just tell him there's a mint julep awaiting him on the veranda and he'll leave voluntarily.

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Pinkham's Law's avatar

Just trying to usher them into the bosom of God as efficiently as possible. Out of concern for their souls, of course.

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Jon Sussex's avatar

What a cruel act by people at CBP. I can't imagine the pain they've caused this child and her family.

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