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You're out of the park and back home, right? 'Cause Hwy 120 is very closed.

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We have a 4,400 acre (and growing) wildfire about four miles east. So far it's going NE and SE, which by sheer luck is fairly unpopulated. This is the closest fire since I started living here full time. Cheap thrills.

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You would need square pants, of course. Sexy, absorbent square pants.

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/anita Bryant + horse teef.

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Sounds more like a scheme from the Catholic Church - with their holy hosts and "body of Christ" shtick.

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wants to see her spin around and say "O Mighty Isis!"

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so that's what Betty Bowers has been up to lately...

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No relation. Just checked. Paul was better than this. Probably homophobic and undoubtedly goofy, but still....

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Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jizz

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with a dangling participle?

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Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I have heard of empty talk and people talking out their anus,so is she proposing they are talking into empty anuses. Dont the gheyz call that rimjob or something like that

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Like Rogue from the X-MEN!!

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I’m going to name her Bitey. Those teeth….

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<i>"...because the vacant feeling inside is so great.”</i>

She has to keep telling herself that.

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Peter Pan .. the peanut butter. I could absorb that 24x7.

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