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bobbert's avatar

You're out of the park and back home, right? 'Cause Hwy 120 is very closed.

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bobbert's avatar

We have a 4,400 acre (and growing) wildfire about four miles east. So far it's going NE and SE, which by sheer luck is fairly unpopulated. This is the closest fire since I started living here full time. Cheap thrills.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You would need square pants, of course. Sexy, absorbent square pants.

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The Quirk's avatar

/anita Bryant + horse teef.

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diogenez's avatar

Sounds more like a scheme from the Catholic Church - with their holy hosts and "body of Christ" shtick.

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diogenez's avatar

wants to see her spin around and say "O Mighty Isis!"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so that's what Betty Bowers has been up to lately...

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Lot_49's avatar

No relation. Just checked. Paul was better than this. Probably homophobic and undoubtedly goofy, but still....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jizz

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

with a dangling participle?

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PsycWench's avatar

Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

I have heard of empty talk and people talking out their anus,so is she proposing they are talking into empty anuses. Dont the gheyz call that rimjob or something like that

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Sean Gothman's avatar

Like Rogue from the X-MEN!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m going to name her Bitey. Those teeth….

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...because the vacant feeling inside is so great.”</i>

She has to keep telling herself that.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Peter Pan .. the peanut butter. I could absorb that 24x7.

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