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bobbert's avatar

You're out of the park and back home, right? 'Cause Hwy 120 is very closed.

bobbert's avatar

We have a 4,400 acre (and growing) wildfire about four miles east. So far it's going NE and SE, which by sheer luck is fairly unpopulated. This is the closest fire since I started living here full time. Cheap thrills.

Spurning Beer's avatar

You would need square pants, of course. Sexy, absorbent square pants.

The Quirk's avatar

/anita Bryant + horse teef.

diogenez's avatar

Sounds more like a scheme from the Catholic Church - with their holy hosts and "body of Christ" shtick.

diogenez's avatar

wants to see her spin around and say "O Mighty Isis!"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so that's what Betty Bowers has been up to lately...

Lot_49's avatar

No relation. Just checked. Paul was better than this. Probably homophobic and undoubtedly goofy, but still....

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jizz

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

with a dangling participle?

PsycWench's avatar

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Capt.Jim's avatar

I have heard of empty talk and people talking out their anus,so is she proposing they are talking into empty anuses. Dont the gheyz call that rimjob or something like that

Sean Gothman's avatar

Like Rogue from the X-MEN!!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m going to name her Bitey. Those teeth….

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...because the vacant feeling inside is so great.”</i>

She has to keep telling herself that.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Peter Pan .. the peanut butter. I could absorb that 24x7.