Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson, the genius who determined that God sends wildfires to punish the multiple scourges of gay marriage, abortion, and women wearing pants, warned that the Boy Scouts will soon have merit badges for sodomy and cannibalism,
&quot;[T]hey all enjoyed speculating about theological possibilities far more than preaching certainties, which is why they&rsquo;re so damned <strike>dangerous to fundamentalists. </strike>&quot;
&quot;Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn&#039;t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother&#039;s path to happiness and heaven.&quot;
Norman Mailer wrote a hilarious book review of <i>Huckleberry Finn</i> in which he criticized Twain for stealing all of his effects from other authors...who of course came after Twain and borrowed from him.
Well anyway it&#039;s hilarious when you read it.
toughsister:
Minutes. I give him another 10 minutes.
And a love for the human race that tore him apart because he perceived the evil we do.
This would be a good weekend to read Twain&#039;s &quot;The War Prayer.&quot;
Nice.
And at least one of them is the governor of an entire state.
If I get too far behind on my tithe payments, will I be repossessed by demons?
Chester the cricket in Times Square?
Which 1000 monkeys on Manhattans and meth took 5 years to type this fantastic ode?
&quot;[T]hey all enjoyed speculating about theological possibilities far more than preaching certainties, which is why they&rsquo;re so damned <strike>dangerous to fundamentalists. </strike>&quot;
FIFY.
The irony is certainly not lost on me...
how will you win hearts for Jeebus?
If history is any guide, sometimes you have to cut them out.
&quot;Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn&#039;t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother&#039;s path to happiness and heaven.&quot;
-Twain
Dok: Well, there is <i>The Mysterious Stranger</i> and a few others that were kind of ... bleak?
Norman Mailer wrote a hilarious book review of <i>Huckleberry Finn</i> in which he criticized Twain for stealing all of his effects from other authors...who of course came after Twain and borrowed from him.
Well anyway it&#039;s hilarious when you read it.
Poontang Plenty? (I want to see if anyone else remembers Agent Oy-Oy-7).
Copious Cu.....
I, I just can&#039;t.