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TundraGrifter's avatar

toughsister:

Minutes. I give him another 10 minutes.

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And a love for the human race that tore him apart because he perceived the evil we do.

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This would be a good weekend to read Twain's "The War Prayer."

bobbert's avatar

And at least one of them is the governor of an entire state.

Lefty Mark's avatar

If I get too far behind on my tithe payments, will I be repossessed by demons?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Chester the cricket in Times Square?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Which 1000 monkeys on Manhattans and meth took 5 years to type this fantastic ode?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"[T]hey all enjoyed speculating about theological possibilities far more than preaching certainties, which is why they’re so damned <strike>dangerous to fundamentalists. </strike>"

FIFY.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

how will you win hearts for Jeebus?

If history is any guide, sometimes you have to cut them out.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven."

-Twain

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Dok: Well, there is <i>The Mysterious Stranger</i> and a few others that were kind of ... bleak?

Lot_49's avatar

Norman Mailer wrote a hilarious book review of <i>Huckleberry Finn</i> in which he criticized Twain for stealing all of his effects from other authors...who of course came after Twain and borrowed from him.

Well anyway it's hilarious when you read it.

bobbert's avatar

Poontang Plenty? (I want to see if anyone else remembers Agent Oy-Oy-7).

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Copious Cu.....

I, I just can't.