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Lot_49's avatar

If they could just do something about winter I'd be there forever.

bobbert's avatar

You're going to deploy this as much as possible, aren't you?

bobbert's avatar

Has it reached the river yet?

bobbert's avatar

Pikes Peak mini-libel.

jqheywood's avatar

Santorum libelz!!!?!?!

jqheywood's avatar

If God is omnisexual, I am truly impressed. Ever tried sex in an Omni? No effing room....literally.

Lot_49's avatar

Makes me remember sitting in the spring-fed wood-stave spas at the Box Canyon Inn in Ouray, CO, looking up at 14,000-foot <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/bwEAd" target="_blank">peaks </a>swathed in aspen gold. How terrible it was, and I had no idea!

PsycWench's avatar

Increased funding for English teachers wouldn't be a bad idea.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Will Batman save the day? Tune in next week, same batshit time, same batshit channel.

PsycWench's avatar

How can all of these awful things be prevented by cutting taxes?

PubOption's avatar

Have they considered that some people find groundstanding a moral abomination?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m thinking he rode his tricycle down the stairs one too many times without a helmet.

PubOption's avatar

Non-nuclear = conventional?