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If they could just do something about winter I'd be there forever.

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You're going to deploy this as much as possible, aren't you?

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LGBTQHD

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Has it reached the river yet?

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Pikes Peak mini-libel.

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No, black woman!!

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Santorum libelz!!!?!?!

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If God is omnisexual, I am truly impressed. Ever tried sex in an Omni? No effing room....literally.

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Makes me remember sitting in the spring-fed wood-stave spas at the Box Canyon Inn in Ouray, CO, looking up at 14,000-foot <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/bwEAd" target="_blank">peaks </a>swathed in aspen gold. How terrible it was, and I had no idea!

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Jesus wept.

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Increased funding for English teachers wouldn't be a bad idea.

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Will Batman save the day? Tune in next week, same batshit time, same batshit channel.

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How can all of these awful things be prevented by cutting taxes?

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Have they considered that some people find groundstanding a moral abomination?

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I’m thinking he rode his tricycle down the stairs one too many times without a helmet.

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Non-nuclear = conventional?

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