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Lot_49's avatar

If they could just do something about winter I'd be there forever.

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bobbert's avatar

You're going to deploy this as much as possible, aren't you?

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bobbert's avatar

LGBTQHD

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bobbert's avatar

Has it reached the river yet?

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bobbert's avatar

Pikes Peak mini-libel.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

No, black woman!!

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jqheywood's avatar

Santorum libelz!!!?!?!

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jqheywood's avatar

If God is omnisexual, I am truly impressed. Ever tried sex in an Omni? No effing room....literally.

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Lot_49's avatar

Makes me remember sitting in the spring-fed wood-stave spas at the Box Canyon Inn in Ouray, CO, looking up at 14,000-foot <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/bwEAd" target="_blank">peaks </a>swathed in aspen gold. How terrible it was, and I had no idea!

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PsycWench's avatar

Jesus wept.

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PsycWench's avatar

Increased funding for English teachers wouldn't be a bad idea.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Will Batman save the day? Tune in next week, same batshit time, same batshit channel.

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PsycWench's avatar

How can all of these awful things be prevented by cutting taxes?

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PubOption's avatar

Have they considered that some people find groundstanding a moral abomination?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m thinking he rode his tricycle down the stairs one too many times without a helmet.

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PubOption's avatar

Non-nuclear = conventional?

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