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<i>"doped up & sold as if she were still healthy"</i>

That sounds a lot like Bain Capital's modus operandi. Coincidence?

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That's a WIN right there!

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Are you referring to my avatar or my comments?

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Av, of course. I have a high opinion of your comments.

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Damn. I hate being old.

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Thanks. A comprehensive Olympics results site. What a concept.

And it features Lisa Simpson blowing London. Double win.

EDTI: And, for some reason, the part of my overhead, that would normally display my trivial p for this comment, currently provides a link to the slightly screwed up link you provided in your comment.

You are magical, Lizzie.

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That's what Rafalca wants you to think.

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Mm, Derrick. You may want to trademark those before you submit them to the IOC.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.care2.com\/causes\/ann-romney-doped-up-horse-got-sued-too.html" target="_blank">Funny you should mention that...</a>

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Haha.

Also, too, aside from the stupid group thing, badminton rocks. When I was a good bit younger and quicker I had the chance to play against a serious (state-level) player, and was quickly exterminated. Now, if we had done a quick response of one-on-one hoop, I'm certain the outcome would have been reversed.

But that's what's cool about sports. Different sports require different talents. And badminton players would make scary gunslingers.

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Late-breaking props for R-fal.

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While I was always bollocks at badminton, I was pretty good at air hockey. I love quick reaction games.

They've started the Women's Heptathlon, which has caused me to remember, for yet another Olympics, just how unbelievable Jackie Joyner was.