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eddi-SABH's avatar

"Owl be back!"

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Paula R Strawser's avatar

Superb!

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Tommy Mo's avatar

“males having slightly longer wing and tail lengths, while females tending to be a bit heavier”

Honey, do these feathers make me look fat?

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Who who who. When I lived in ATL I had a lot of trees and owls. I would hear them every day. Mini moments of peace.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Burrowing babby owls want mommy's attention please!

Good morning, Wonketariat! I'm going out to see "Marty Supreme" today!

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Snarfyguy's avatar

Enjoy, it's good!

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Thank you. I've read good things about Mr. Chalamet's performance. I'm putting off the Avatar movie until Wednesday and will cut down on my water intake to make it through a 3 hour+ film. Cameron needs an editor.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

There’s a new Avatar movie?

Pass.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Superb owls!

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Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Now Stewart...

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Stuart's avatar

Paul Krugman's musical coda this morning was "We Won't Get Fooled Again," by, of course, the Who -- er... the Whoooooo. Great minds!

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Menotsure's avatar

Carl Hiassen wrote a novel for young adults called "Hoot" about some kids trying to save a burrowing owl habitat in Florida from being destroyed to build a pancake house. It was made into a movie in 2006. The book and film are worth a look.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjJhMDcyMWUtYmY2Yi00NWY0LWJiYjEtMWIwNDM3ZGRjODhhXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_.jpg

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Stanta Knows's avatar

Hoot are you? Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

It's all fun & games until we get to "hoot the fuck are you?"

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Michael's avatar

Today the burrow, tomorrow the World!

Owlets rule!!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Scuse me…may I burrow an owlet?

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kmblue187's avatar

Owl are you?

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VwllssWndr's avatar

JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!

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Mr Beeep's avatar

WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL???

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I asked one, once. "Mind yer own business!" he told me. I'm guessing it's something embarrassing

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I am fortunate enough to be neighbors with an owl. Lives within hooting distance anyway. He is absolute hell on the small mammals back towards the alley. As rats are small mammals, the block is grateful and supportive of the bird and his efforts.

It's amazing that those soft, downy vulnerable creatures will mature into such formidable hunters

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littlerice vice's avatar

While still working I would hear HOOTS in the morning. This was in the big city! Now that I'm in a deep forest I seldom hear them at all! LIFE is STILL GOOD!

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Read an article in the BBC that neighbors in Devon had been owl-calling to each other for years, each thinking the other was the actual owl.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Owl scat and those pellets they cough up rule out any hooting neighbors, but that's pretty funny.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

We hear owls in the trees behind our house a lot. Some condos nearby put up owl boxes. They are all occupied.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

That single owl really changed things for the better around here. Occasionally we have another close, but not often.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Whoo whoo whoo is it?

Whoo whoo whoo is it?

Whoo whoo whoo is it?

Oooohhhh, Babby owl it's YOU!

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judy thompson's avatar

it does seem that President/Dictator Trump is still coherent enough to actually invade another country and steal away their leader (and wife, if Im not mistaken). I do not understand this. Are we so afraid/bored/stupid/to stop this dude in his tracks? It does seem we are placing blame the way kids do: "pointing fiercely) "he did it he did it I seen him do it, yep" and carefully backing away from all of it. 'not my fault, nope nope..."

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eddi-SABH's avatar

re: The J6 felons re-feloning. They don't understand only their Messiah is allowed to carry out any stupid impulse that his brain vomits up.

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Vernon Sheldon -Witter's avatar

JD Vance needs to shut his pie hole on things he knows nothing about. He better run and see a priest since he told a lie.

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Mandorlind's avatar

Nope. GW Bush pulled that off before he was elected gov of Texas (based on his "successful businessman" persona).

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boo radley's avatar

The BlueSky thread was deleted.

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Matt Rudow's avatar

Oh, hey!! Speaking of assholes in legal peril, the former bank robber-turned jailhouse lawyer-turned Georgetown Law professor who mentored Tiffany and advised the Trump White House on “criminal justice reform” should be sentenced for assault, contempt, and obstruction of justice after he was convicted of beating his wife any day now: https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/georgetown-law-professor-who-served-prison-time-convicted-of-assaulting-wife/3960185/

They only associate with the best people.

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John Gillick's avatar

Your "newest first" sorting appears not to work at all

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John Gillick's avatar

"The strong do what they can; the weak suffer what they must"

Thucydides - THE PELOPONNESIAN WAR

The Athenians as they set the surrender terms for the island city State of Melos - after which, they executed all males over the age of 14, and enslaved the women and children

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Did Chump seize Venezuela's oilfields to fuck with China? Maybe China should return the favor by stationing a couple of carriers off the coast of Mar-a-Lago and Bedminster.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Everybody loves the theme from Shaft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7MVQ0uaWs&t=143s

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

If you are ever in Memphis do yourself a favor and visit the Stax Records studio museum, they have Issac's custom Caddy on display, among other cool exhibits!

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“[Marco Rubio] just had a conversation with [Rodríguez], and she’s essentially willing to do what we think is necessary to make Venezuela great again,”

This has always been Trumps MO when it comes to making a deal. It’s a bullying tactic where he tries to get the upper hand by claiming the other party already made the deal forcing them to either call him a liar and be the bad guy or acquiesce. I guess she chose the former. Good for her.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

How I see it, if Tim Walz is this spineless then he’s not the hero we need anyway. Bye Felicia.

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judy thompson's avatar

this is not being spineless, he's making a concerted effort to put himself where he is most needed. And campaigning can be exhausting.

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Shorter Ten's avatar

Did you read the full press release? I understand his thinking and, given the current administration, that he wants to focus on governing rather than campaigning, is not spineless.

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judy thompson's avatar

agreed. campaigning is endless, exhausting, and often a failure. I'd rather see this lovely fella govern

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Mary Ann's avatar

The song/dance at the end made a great start to my day!

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beb's avatar

And the death toll for Trump's little "Police Action" keeps rising. And as we learn in Iraq, you can't control a country without "boots on the ground" which means more dead Americans, and billions more put on the National Debt.

Impeach the war monger now!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Selective Service, here we come. MAGA and MAGA offspring, you're going to die to enrich the oil companies.

Once again.

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