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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

If he were really confident in his amazingness as mayor, he'd resign and wait for the masses to beg for his return...

Political shitbirds have no class (or showmanship) whatsoever these days...

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Gratuitous World's avatar

he didn't even take responsibility. he apologized and then blamed everyone else.

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lucidamente's avatar

No kidding. Why should that be a problem?

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Gratuitous World's avatar

I'll take 20 years of Blago for a Rahm resignation

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Gratuitous World's avatar

Is God in an election year?

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Gratuitous World's avatar

turnout & $. lots and lots of $

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chicken thief's avatar

Blago is already pounding the (prison?) phone to see how much he could get for Rahm's position.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

People, please. Whom among us hasn't withheld damning information until after our reelection?

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The Chicago PD hasn't changed all that much in the past 50 years, has it?

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chicken thief's avatar

A lot of people hate Rahm, but I have good reason - I've contacted him several times about him getting Fiona Gallagher's number for me yet he still hasn't. WTF, dude?!

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Rule applies only to those past the age of ascension.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Carly Fiorina is filing trademark infringement suits as I type tehse words...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

It's Jewey, which is nearly as bad.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"I am not programmed to respond in that area".

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

To be fair, when you get shot in the back, you can't tell who really shot you

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Content unavailable's avatar

When a corporation goes bankrupt, do the bosses lose their jobs?

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