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Temporary?

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Becca, your mom deserves Maui (or Barcelona?) instead of Oklahoma. I hope she has a tornado shelter also. Too.

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Somehow, it is even better than last years...

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I messed up on this point too, by marrying a pretty girl.

Regret it to this day...

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She seems nice

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Wow, my parents seem even more boring now.

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It's mad! It's gay! A libelous display! Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes, Ev'ryone breaks. Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes The lusty month of May!

Happy May Day, fellow comrades.

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* Farts are funny.

I think that completes the list.

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<i>it is perfectly acceptable to pay a lady to clean your house. You just have to pay her three times the going rate,</i>

OMG, I actually do this! Not only that, but I clean up before she gets here. I even gave her the day after Thanksgiving off because my place was too messy.

There must be something deeply psychological happening there.

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Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me she's a better catch.

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Ain't happened yet.

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