Welcome to your third annual rendition of "Mi Mamacita Communista." You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die.
It's mad! It's gay! A libelous display! Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes, Ev'ryone breaks. Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes The lusty month of May!
<i>it is perfectly acceptable to pay a lady to clean your house. You just have to pay her three times the going rate,</i>
OMG, I actually do this! Not only that, but I clean up before she gets here. I even gave her the day after Thanksgiving off because my place was too messy.
There must be something deeply psychological happening there.
Temporary?
Becca, your mom deserves Maui (or Barcelona?) instead of Oklahoma. I hope she has a tornado shelter also. Too.
Somehow, it is even better than last years...
I messed up on this point too, by marrying a pretty girl.
Regret it to this day...
She seems nice
Wow, my parents seem even more boring now.
It&#039;s mad! It&#039;s gay! A libelous display! Those dreary vows that ev&#039;ryone takes, Ev&#039;ryone breaks. Ev&#039;ryone makes divine mistakes The lusty month of May!
Happy May Day, fellow comrades.
* Farts are funny.
I think that completes the list.
<i>it is perfectly acceptable to pay a lady to clean your house. You just have to pay her three times the going rate,</i>
OMG, I actually do this! Not only that, but I clean up before she gets here. I even gave her the day after Thanksgiving off because my place was too messy.
There must be something deeply psychological happening there.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don&#039;t match Take it from me she&#039;s a better catch.
Ain&#039;t happened yet.