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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Temporary?

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chascates's avatar

Becca, your mom deserves Maui (or Barcelona?) instead of Oklahoma. I hope she has a tornado shelter also. Too.

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Shypixel's avatar

Somehow, it is even better than last years...

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Shypixel's avatar

I messed up on this point too, by marrying a pretty girl.

Regret it to this day...

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schmannity's avatar

She seems nice

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wow, my parents seem even more boring now.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It's mad! It's gay! A libelous display! Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes, Ev'ryone breaks. Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes The lusty month of May!

Happy May Day, fellow comrades.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

* Farts are funny.

I think that completes the list.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>it is perfectly acceptable to pay a lady to clean your house. You just have to pay her three times the going rate,</i>

OMG, I actually do this! Not only that, but I clean up before she gets here. I even gave her the day after Thanksgiving off because my place was too messy.

There must be something deeply psychological happening there.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me she's a better catch.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ain't happened yet.

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