Just a quick gut check on American Political Discourse in 2014: Freedom is about stuffing as much fried food into your gullet as you can, and there's no way we'll let the meddling First Lady cram arugula down our throats. Aw, Michelle Obama, YA BURNT! Or deep-fried! If she said stabbing yourself in the face was bad for you, there's be a run on knives.
i wish she did. it would improve her fashion stylings.
the first lady@FLOTUS:
rand paul is @ dunkin donuts! never WH.Gov cc: @senrandpaul
Mayor McCheese is the stepbrother of another member of the Sid &amp; Marty Krofft family: H.R. Pufnstuff...one of the anointed saints in the Aquabuddha religion.
&quot;Rand Paul photographed eating &#039;nuts in area Dunkin Donuts&quot;
Incidentally, has anyone explained to Rand that he&#039;s not going to be running against Michelle Obama in 2016? If he tries again in 2024, he might be facing her though.
Rand, dude, it&#039;s the white chick you&#039;re chasing.
The man&#039;s a goddam scalawag. Krispy Kreme started in Paducah, Kentucky. How dare he promote this inferior, Yankee product? (Seriously, Krispy Kreme FTW. And I hardly ever eat doughnuts.)
He would have been a bit overdressed, since the high in Manchester on the 16th was 73&ordm;. In inland New England that would count as hot weather in July. In the middle of October it is positively sweltering.
He should have crossed the border and gone to a <strike>Tim Hortons</strike> Burger King.
I cannot help but regard this as a truly fitting metaphor for Rand Paul&#039;s political career.
Yeah, you didn&#039;t want to go anywhere near that store&#039;s men&#039;s restroom for at least 3 hours afterward.
I have had them during trips to FL. From what I could tell, DD has nothing to worry about.
And then Aqua Buddha mandated &quot;Thou Shalt Get Dunkin&#039; Donuts.&quot;
I haven&#039;t spent much time in NH but my visits to the surrounding states suggest that you can&#039;t NOT go to a DD. They&#039;re everywhere.
Hey Rand! Michelle says toupees are good for you!
Go ahead and laugh Libtards. One day you will read about how The Doughnut Rebellion began on this day in your kid&#039;s history books.
Oh god, this is exactly what the 2016 campaign is going to be like.