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Lex Luthor's avatar

Should have told him it applies to lawn care disputes.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Rand: GFY.

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SterWonk's avatar

George, 29, slaps hands with Mikaela, 3

Call me crazy, but that sounds a lot more aggressive than "George, 29, and Mikaela, 3, share a high-five"

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Should we have Federal Lynching legislation? If a person of color is killed extra-judiciously, for any reason whatsoever, should their killer not face the same additional punishment as a federal hate crime? Would this slow down the police who are so willing to snuff out the life of a person of color while buying a FUCKING HAPPY MEAL for the likes of Dylan Roof? I think it BEYOND time to have such a thing.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I am sorry to the people of color who have had to endure these crimes, and to those who have had to empathize with fellow humans who have had to endure these crimes. May change come soon.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Did they every lynch a mall optometrist?

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

I’m an atheist and not a fan of religion, but these terrible assholes getting what they deserve in the afterlife is the only part I really want to believe in.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Sometimes good white folk just plain bruise and wound and maybe maim black folk and shouldn’t be treated too harshly for that, I think we can all agree. Rand Paul gotcha covered.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Gotta consider both sides to be fair, especially in the time of Trump.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Little Rand wants the occasional lynching, a good clean lynching the way Kentucky needs it to be.

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oafishcad's avatar

No, he was a man who ran from military service. Must have had bone spurs. Thought I'm sure he did sympathize with Germany's leader. His son supported the Viet Nam war he lied his way out of.

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Stroke1's avatar

I have that one, and you are correct, but for different reasons.

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MississippiLefty's avatar

Actual government overreach also includes keeping women from accessing abortion, which he is totally in favor of. Hypocrite.

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MississippiLefty's avatar

What he said. I can't even.

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Leftflank's avatar

The Bone Spur family.

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Kooolest G's avatar

"Ron Paul, the senator's crackpot father, thinks the 1964 Civil Rights Act was unconstitutional and violated the rights of racists. There's a family history of the Paul family standing on the wrong side of history."Rand thinks the civil rights act was unconstitutional toohttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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