Senator Rand Paul is finished with all this nice-time nonsense and is back to his usual workaday douchiness, going on Fox News to Randsplain the virtues of the filibuster to insufferable teevee pillock Eric Bolling. As far as it goes, Paul's explanation of why the filibuster is loved by whatever party is in the minority is accurate enough -- it allows them to dig their heels in and stop a majority from passing stuff they don't like -- but the conversation drives straight into nutsoland when the two get to examples. For instance, Bolling says, were it not for the filibuster, Senate Republicans would have no way of preventing a wholesale takeover of the government by the staff of MSNBC:
So the guy what has the funny looking hair keeps the girl what I thunk was ghey out of being one of the black robe wearin peoples because he feeled her bust, did I get that right
<blockquote>The Supreme Court is more of a Chris Hayes place. </blockquote>
Oh noes, you&#039;ve done it now. Indignant self-important rant from Lawrence O&#039;Donnell about he&#039;d be the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful Supreme Court Justice ever in 3.. 2.. 1..
So the guy what has the funny looking hair keeps the girl what I thunk was ghey out of being one of the black robe wearin peoples because he feeled her bust, did I get that right
<blockquote>The Supreme Court is more of a Chris Hayes place. </blockquote>
Oh noes, you&#039;ve done it now. Indignant self-important rant from Lawrence O&#039;Donnell about he&#039;d be the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful Supreme Court Justice ever in 3.. 2.. 1..
Talk about fuckin that chicken.
Oh and they totally filibustered Harriet Miers. Or however the fuck she spells her name.
I think you can get a password from Apple?
Abe Fortas libel!
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Fox keeps Bolling around for topics that are even too dumb for Hannity.
On the other hand, she&#039;s more regular now.