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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Can we trade Ron Paul to Texas for that lady who stood up to Open Carry Texas in Chili's?

Chris Grrr's avatar

It scares me, as a deluded libtard, to even think about him running against Her Hillaryness. I sure hope they don't throw him <strike>into the briar patch</strike> the nomination...

fuflans's avatar

it would be such a terrible terrible thing if this man won the republican nomination for president.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But Obummer is the divisive one

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and they don't want the competition

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I wonder who he plagiarized that joke from?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Let's trade 5 teabaggers instead.

Notice how THAT is actually funny! LOL!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Unlike <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/msnbc-goes-free-speech-jail-dumb-tweet-race-mixing-cheerios\/" target="_blank">some people</a>, I refuse to be offended by a bland, lame joke.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Because nobody would want five Republicans.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You'd think by now they'd learn "conservative" and "humor" go together about as well as bleach and ammonia.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's the real buried lede here

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

alt.peeves

isn't that the crappy search engine?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

nothing sadder than hand-me-downs from Donald Trump

Vienna Woods's avatar

He set up his own inspection agency.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.