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Can we trade Ron Paul to Texas for that lady who stood up to Open Carry Texas in Chili's?

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It scares me, as a deluded libtard, to even think about him running against Her Hillaryness. I sure hope they don't throw him <strike>into the briar patch</strike> the nomination...

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it would be such a terrible terrible thing if this man won the republican nomination for president.

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But Obummer is the divisive one

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and they don't want the competition

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I wonder who he plagiarized that joke from?

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Let's trade 5 teabaggers instead.

Notice how THAT is actually funny! LOL!

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Unlike <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/msnbc-goes-free-speech-jail-dumb-tweet-race-mixing-cheerios\/" target="_blank">some people</a>, I refuse to be offended by a bland, lame joke.

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Because nobody would want five Republicans.

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You'd think by now they'd learn "conservative" and "humor" go together about as well as bleach and ammonia.

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that's the real buried lede here

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alt.peeves

isn't that the crappy search engine?

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nothing sadder than hand-me-downs from Donald Trump

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He set up his own inspection agency.

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Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

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