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She probably can't get him to shut up, no one else seems to be able to.

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Actually the penalty for the insider trading was only a fine. She went to jail for covering it up, which is conspiracy.

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Well, THERE's a big 'touche'......

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Some people are really good at acting though.

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Not that good.

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Biggest shocker in this article is that someone would marry that little creep Rand Paul. Man, she must have been desperate.

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She's obviously going for the Chanel look. But she can't afford the real thing because she lost money on her stock trading. This forced her to shop at Marshalls. (Personally, I love Marshalls, so no hate please.)

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His hair at the forehead always looks to me like it's trying to escape his head. his own hair hates him.

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Propeller head!

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"The Post explains that, while Remdesivir eventually turned out to have disappointing results in clinical trials (it was given to Donald Trump when he had COVID-19, but he recovered anyway)" https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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I did a few odd things in my university days, because young and silly.

Once, I and a roommate roasted marshmallows over the eternal flame on Parliament hill. The RCMP guy present seemed to deem it was within the bounds of allowable free speech or whatever, and gave us no great trouble.

Never kidnapped anyone. Lack of imagination or something. Or, you know, not being quite as complete and total a fucking dick.

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Shoop, I believe.

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"...it took him almost a year and a half to discover it from his wife..."

Not surprising that any poor woman who wound up married to that sack of shit would avoid talking to him at all.

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It's not funny to photoshop a whirly thing on the head of Rand's wife, people.

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Or "My Least Favorite Martian".

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Neighbor. Wife. Dodgy stock deal. The plot thickens.

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