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Robyn Ryan's avatar

I believe he's exaggerating

Sir David Chaillou, KSW  πŸ’‹'s avatar

Rand's drinking problem is not getting any better.

Petunia Cat's avatar

He was beaten by his neighbour, broken rids, a real beating. So he already knows about unprovoked violence. Breath-taking hypocrisy.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

????? Did I miss something here??????

I thought there would be video of Rand laying face down on a hot city street with three or four Antifa goons kneeling on his neck while he gasped for air and pleaded for his mom and mercy. And then he dies.

Then, like Jesus would do, he self-resurrects and runs to the nearby FOX studio to tell everyone about his suffering.

But I did not see that in any of the video. So did I blink and miss that?

Alpaca suitcase's avatar

Just Rand Paul preparing to defend Kyle Rittenhouse.

'The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"Not when he looked so fierce", his mummy butted inIf looks could kill it would have been us instead of him'-Bungalow Bill

Sybll's avatar

No, he's a skinny-necked weasel. She wasn't.

Lollykins's avatar

I totally saw the moment where a bit of PEE must have trickled out

acchomplished's avatar

Alex Jones must know about a crisis actors agency.

Just_Another's avatar

Ah, didn’t realize we were restricting the field. In that case I nominate Josh Hawley sir

wmpmacm's avatar

He did not get attacked. If he was being mobbed for his autograph he wouldn't have cared. They were shouting and jostling but no one touched him or threw anything more than insults. He got his feelings hurt by stepping outside of his little RNC bubble and found out how much people really do not like him. There was no violence. Ever leave a crowded stadium event? You have to work your way through. Nobody gets a police escort. RNC Snowflakes like him are afraid to go into crowds because the rightly deserve to be castigated. No sympathies here.

just_jim's avatar

And Soros is really really bad at mailing out the checks. And even direct deposit doesn't work.

just_jim's avatar

Wait! This is Rand Paul. Unprovoked? Living next to Rand Paul is enough to provoke Mother Teresa.

just_jim's avatar

Only those who pay willingliy should go to jail.

just_jim's avatar

No way. Fantasy has to be believable.

Ten Years After's avatar

The good Senator looks like he's been putting down a 'handle' a day for a few months. Just sayingπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ