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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Everyone wants to win the race to the bottom.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>‘You know what, you really should be going to the discotheque; you shouldn’t be going to the local bar; you shouldn’t be going to the local school cafeteria, so I think there are reasonable precautions,’</em>

And yet when people with more contagious diseases like the flu get sick, this drip would rather they suck it up than offer them time off with pay from work.

schmannity's avatar

Quarantine in Galt Gulch.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...the Libertarian in me is sort of horrified at indefinitely detaining or detaining anyone without trial."</i>

The libertarian in me is horrified that the United States of America is indefinitely holding people in Guantanamo Bay without a trial. I gleefully googled for the Rand Paul quote that said the opposite. Instead I found Rand Paul and I agree on Gitmo. (hangs head in shame)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Just follow the wheel of cheese down that hill

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Re: the alt text- when in doubt, go with the anime demon girls

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Bamz won the marathon?

I think we need to see his long form blue ribbon

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This ain't no party, this ain't no discotheque, this ain't no foolin' around

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>‘You know what, you really should[n't] be going to the discotheque'</blockquote>

OK Rand, but you really need to either leave the Idioteque, or at the very least let what happens there stay there.

artem1s's avatar

don't feel bad. five minute rule still applies when his true heritage wins out and he starts backtracking everything because he knows its going to bring down pappy's wrath and he knows he's going to get called a RINO

artem1s's avatar

OMG AFRICANS in NEW YORK.. Time to barricade the bridges and tunnels. 21 day quarantine for all of Manhattan!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

On the positive side, a survey here in KY shows that only 13% are in favor of letting little Randy run for both his Senate seat and President in 2016 (KY currently prohibits that, but if the R's take control here tomorrow, they could repeal it) while 33% are in favor of his not running for any office at all.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Truly he is the Shimmer of presidential wannabes!

Chris Grrr's avatar

Yup, it's now perplexing when he says something laudable, because the recoil of crazee is sure to follow...

Chris Grrr's avatar

We got computers, we're tapping phone lines, I know that that ain't allowed

The Quirk's avatar

Schmucko's Rules of Order-- Whoever screams loudest has the floor.