As if it weren't bad enough that the right has turned "Merry Christmas" into a shibboleth, now they're trying to co-opt Festivus.* Senator Rand Paul (R-Galt's Gulch) announced yesterday that he would be tweeting his very own "airing of grievances" for fun and publicity, and so of course we are compelled to indulge him.
And yet he's a Certified Funnybone Tickler, with a certificate from the National Association of Funnybone Ticklers. It's framed above his desk.
No, the person whose tweets he plagiarized did
Festivus is the Jewish Kwaanza, fyi.
h/t to Smokey for it
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If only that marriage hadn&#039;t broken up. Ru used to provide the gentle, feminine touch that kept Rand from getting so nasty.
I was going to send everyone Happy Festivus cards this year, like usual, but I opted instead for Happy War on Christmas cards.
The worst thing about this is seeing all the fucking little Rand Pauls in all the tweets. Puts me off my dinner.
Bipartisanship is bad because it costs money.
With subtle overtones of pencil shavings, forest floor, and Brylcreem.
And yet he&#039;s a Certified Funnybone Tickler, with a certificate from the National Association of Funnybone Ticklers. It&#039;s framed above his desk.
At least it had been used in a good cause.(banging Carol Lawrence).
AKA the special of the day at Cracker Barrel
the party of chronic whiners certainly doesn&#039;t need a special day for airing their grievances
then again, maybe if they indulged in the chronic a little more, they wouldn&#039;t whine so much
Foreskin and seven years ago...