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I'm stealing that one.

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libraries, park districts and post offices are the last refuge of the homeless, the mentally unstable, the poor and mitt romney's missing voter bloc.

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Also, it actually helped him that he is blatently, openly racist. And that he stood by while his thuggish supporter knocked a female journalist down and stomped on her head. I hate this state.

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No line.

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It's the last stop before FedEx or UPS delivers your online order.

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People that want to mail stuff to their kids, cheaper than FedUPS?

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Yeah, I'm not sure a pocket nuke is the answer here.

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Alger my ass . . . more like Zane Grey.

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<i>Letting in armed people will ensure regular mass shootings in post offices.</i>

I think we've already established that they don't see this as a negative.

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Nor his office in DC.

But his kids' grade school classrooms? No problem. (Right, Rand? Rand??)

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Beat me to it ... I was gonna say it gives a whole new meaning to the "Forever Stamp"

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Why do I have to give up my Second Amendment right when I'm the patient on an operating table (do I know everyone in there?) or when I'm trying on clothes in Walmart (and I do know a lot of people in there)?

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I heard ticks. Thought it was a timer. You should have had the cat dipped.

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Got to admit - he did amuse me with his gun!

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Guns keep thosands of EMTs, nurses, and trauma surgeons busy. And think of the economic activity generated by an extra 30,000 funerals every year! Every. Fucking. Year.

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... eyeing Rand's new BMW with evident interest.

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