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William's avatar

I'm stealing that one.

fuflans's avatar

libraries, park districts and post offices are the last refuge of the homeless, the mentally unstable, the poor and mitt romney's missing voter bloc.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Also, it actually helped him that he is blatently, openly racist. And that he stood by while his thuggish supporter knocked a female journalist down and stomped on her head. I hate this state.

bobbert's avatar

It's the last stop before FedEx or UPS delivers your online order.

bobbert's avatar

People that want to mail stuff to their kids, cheaper than FedUPS?

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I'm not sure a pocket nuke is the answer here.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Letting in armed people will ensure regular mass shootings in post offices.</i>

I think we've already established that they don't see this as a negative.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nor his office in DC.

But his kids' grade school classrooms? No problem. (Right, Rand? Rand??)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Beat me to it ... I was gonna say it gives a whole new meaning to the "Forever Stamp"

chascates's avatar

Why do I have to give up my Second Amendment right when I'm the patient on an operating table (do I know everyone in there?) or when I'm trying on clothes in Walmart (and I do know a lot of people in there)?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I heard ticks. Thought it was a timer. You should have had the cat dipped.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Got to admit - he did amuse me with his gun!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Guns keep thosands of EMTs, nurses, and trauma surgeons busy. And think of the economic activity generated by an extra 30,000 funerals every year! Every. Fucking. Year.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

... eyeing Rand's new BMW with evident interest.