While the species of libertarian fanboy known as the Paultard will strenuously argue that Paul brand politics are different from those of garden variety wild-eyed Republicans, it is becoming clear that the young prince of Pauldom (Rand Paul) is laughing at the Paultards as much as we do. As part of a campaign to make himself more palatable to mainstream nutjobs, Rand Paul sent out a screamy email written in traditional Teatard warning his followers that
Awww, he's cute! Can we keep him? Assuming we can properly potty train him and teach him not to lick his balls in public like he just did, anyways...
My normal policy is not to reply at all to obvious trolls, but sometimes an exception is indicated. Just in case you are kind of serious, behind all the tarding, let me point out that your rant exactly characterizes you as matching the sarcastic definition of a libertarian: a right winger who smokes weed.
While you advance the proposition that Rand is trying to "change" the GOP, the only actual example you cite where he differs from the bog-standard Republican position is on decriminalizing drugs.
Really, if you want to be taken seriously, you're going to have to do better.
lol, I had the modbot eat one of my posts for that word
I read this as: at least he's not Bush.
Sorry, the threshold for my vote is slightly higher than that.
Awww, he's cute! Can we keep him? Assuming we can properly potty train him and teach him not to lick his balls in public like he just did, anyways...
My normal policy is not to reply at all to obvious trolls, but sometimes an exception is indicated. Just in case you are kind of serious, behind all the tarding, let me point out that your rant exactly characterizes you as matching the sarcastic definition of a libertarian: a right winger who smokes weed.
While you advance the proposition that Rand is trying to "change" the GOP, the only actual example you cite where he differs from the bog-standard Republican position is on decriminalizing drugs.
Really, if you want to be taken seriously, you're going to have to do better.
That's a nice catch, Sorosbot.
GMILF? Ewww.
It's conspiracies all the way down.
Hey, gluten free HFCS is the shit.
This should have more fisties.
Oliver Cromwell
I thought the Illuminati ceased to exist when the Kenyan Usurper confiscated all the incandescent light bulbs
Maybe get naked after smoking the pot. Little embers can play hell in the wrong places...
I AM advocating everyone go out and run around with no clothes on and smoke pot. Vote for Monsieur Grumpe US Senate State of Freedumb!!1!
I'd say give him several milligrams of something more useful-like Thorazine
light weights- if they can use the phone they're not that high...
same principle behind wearing that bathrobe while frying bacon for breakfast