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Yep same vacant expression.

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Personally, I would prefer not to be "guided to the ground" in several bags thrown out the window of a moving car.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate...

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Finally a Hilton that Paris can feel superior to.

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Nice of them to land the plane first...

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Deathly? Small?

Oh, who am I kidding? I can't beat Fishstick.

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your move Michael Skakel

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and McKayla is not impressed

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just acting out with words what his family's done legislatively for the past two decades.

assholes.

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LULZ CHINWHISKERS.

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<i>"...about <b>10:49 a.m.</b>, Paul was charged with consuming beer/wine ..."</i>

He's a wonketteer!

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Perhaps that's the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/495545\/whatcha-doing-gays-oh-just-giving-birth-to-satan-out-of-your-butts-carry-on" target="_blank">gay devil birth</a> I read about somewhere.

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The minimum drinking age is more government interference with individual rights. Abolish it now!

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I always wonder why bartenders think <i>I'm</i> of legal drinking age. I just know I must look too young.

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