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middleclassman1's avatar

He better be careful or some cop may beat him down or shoot him. LOL never mind.

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nightmoth's avatar

I hope you're right. Being disowned by Rand Paul would be a GOOD thing, particularly if the kid is gay and fighting it to please his daddy.

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John's avatar

Well, when daddy gets elected (HAH!!) he can get a job as a federal alcohol inspector.

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Coal mine owner.Or, with Pappy van Winkle going for $2,000 a bottle, maybe a distillery owner.

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Hey Randy, tell us again about Hillary's baggage. That was a really funny story. Go ahead, tell it again. And how's your son?Looks like he's got his own little Ferret-Top hairdo going, just like Poppa. 'bout time for a Paylin - Paul drunken fight night, ain't it?

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

He's saving that line until AFTER he gets his ass handed to him in the primaries. Then there will be a tearful farewell speech, surrounded by his family. But he won't drop out of the Senate, will he?

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tubuc's avatar

Hey!-he is just like my ex-wife. They could get together and have little Randians. Shudder!

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Big Googootz's avatar

Junior has the appearance and behavior of fetal alcohol syndrome.Can imagine how drunk Kelley Rand has to get so she can do the nasty with that bloviating half wit, Rand Paul???

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RogationDays's avatar

I agree with the (non)commenter who suggests that Rand jr.jr. is setting off gaydar. This behavior is consistent with a person struggling with sexual identity issues and family that would shun him if he came out.

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Chris F*ing Christie's avatar

this kid would never put me in a position like thatever

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Darren Stevens's avatar

Well, truth be told, he's struggling with SOMEthing and it doesn't help that he looks like trade - so maybe he's selling that back for some extra drinking money.

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Bev Landis's avatar

Rand Paul would be more likely to tell you to mind your own damn business! Better make sure your own house is perfect before you judge his...wait what is that a sty in your eye? No I do believe that is a PLANK.

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Jay Thomas's avatar

Didn't Obama give us a lecture about not bringing politician's kids into the fray? Oh, that's only about HIS kids.

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Flyover Project's avatar

Anything to score a political point: even skipping over the fact that Billy was arrested for DUI as opposed to, say, getting admitted to Harvard University for undergraduate studies.Need I explain which kid is endangering the lives of others and which isn't and how, Jaybird?

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Hey, that affluenza is really debilitating! Judges are expected to make allowances for the resulting absence of personal responsibility.

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The Scientologists will fix him right up, if they think there's enough money in it. (Free market, etc.)

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