After years of lurking in the shadows of his father's success, Rand Paul has hired a racist, possibly anti-Semitic staffer to wrangle future Rand-tards using the power of the interwebs and help him assemble his own cadre of misguided white people. There is no way that this will end poorly, and soon it will be raining RAND paul-tards, lucky us! Oh, the name of this new staffer? Oh, it's just the "Southern Avenger," but don't worry, he is not avenging anything that could possibly be construed as racist, like say annually raising a toast to John Wilkes Booth, so it's fine!
If you want to win over the white racist demographic, you gotta hire someone who can talk the talk. Whether Hunter also walks the walk is also highly relevant, but Rand is (congenitally) tone-deaf to that minor detail.
"...no one is allowed to observe the number of Hispanics working in the agricultural industry..." Is that part of the Freedom to Farm bill?
retouching.
Well, yeah. But still, Emma Peel.
I take it Paula Dean wasn't available?
John Steed LIBEL!!!
deep fried butter dude
I'm sure his views have changed.
Conveniently.
If you want to win over the white racist demographic, you gotta hire someone who can talk the talk. Whether Hunter also walks the walk is also highly relevant, but Rand is (congenitally) tone-deaf to that minor detail.
Putting the tweaker in twiki?
"...no one is allowed to observe the number of Hispanics working in the agricultural industry..." Is that part of the Freedom to Farm bill?
Good news: Hispanic immigrants are overwhelmingly white, also.
Plus, psst, white non-Hispanics are already <em>greatly</em> outnumbered in the total population of the Americas.
Might be a way to get nativist idiots to start opposing ag-gag bills?
The Southern Avenger needs a theme song. May I suggest&hellip;
Dumb dumb dumb! Dumb dumb dumb! Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!
Catchy no?