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Would not Kentucky still be part of Tennessee? <i> shoves glasses up bridge of nose</i>

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Oh, and all you women-folk won't have to worry about voting anymore, or owning property.

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Well, it scares me half to death.

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And no "WOLVERINES!" yet.

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This place is more educational than any libtard skool.

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Don't it always seem to go...

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He's gonna have to make a real choice soon, then - Kentucky law does not permit him to run for re-election to the Senate and for the presidency at the same time. He will have to give up his Senate seat if he makes a real run. Oh please oh please oh please oh please . . .

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And remember, toilet paper wasn't invented until the late 1800's. So . . . newspapers might make a comeback.

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No - we became a state in 1792.

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Fun fact: heroin was invented in 1874 in Germany. <a href="http://www.narconon.org/dru..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.narconon.org/drug-information/heroin-h...">http://www.narconon.org/dru... I only know this because I was reading an article about overdoses in the New Yorker yesterday.

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It makes me feel very old when I remember watching it live.

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God that would be sweet. Except he'd probably be eliminated in the primaries before the senate race cut-off.

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jane curtin was fucking gorgeous. just gorgeous.

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on the plus side, hillz is going to have a blast with this wanker.

and i'm going to have a blast watching it.

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I've heard that. I think it was meant as a safer alternative to opium or morphine or sumfing.

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Women can own property, but only if they are married first and no male children are over 18 when their husband dies. No reason whatsoever to learn to bake poison cookies, no sir!

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