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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Would not Kentucky still be part of Tennessee? <i> shoves glasses up bridge of nose</i>

Lot_49's avatar

Oh, and all you women-folk won't have to worry about voting anymore, or owning property.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, it scares me half to death.

Chris Grrr's avatar

And no "WOLVERINES!" yet.

Chris Grrr's avatar

This place is more educational than any libtard skool.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Don't it always seem to go...

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

He's gonna have to make a real choice soon, then - Kentucky law does not permit him to run for re-election to the Senate and for the presidency at the same time. He will have to give up his Senate seat if he makes a real run. Oh please oh please oh please oh please . . .

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

And remember, toilet paper wasn't invented until the late 1800's. So . . . newspapers might make a comeback.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

No - we became a state in 1792.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Fun fact: heroin was invented in 1874 in Germany. <a href="http://www.narconon.org/dru..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.narconon.org/drug-information/heroin-h...">http://www.narconon.org/dru... I only know this because I was reading an article about overdoses in the New Yorker yesterday.

Vienna Woods's avatar

It makes me feel very old when I remember watching it live.

Vienna Woods's avatar

God that would be sweet. Except he'd probably be eliminated in the primaries before the senate race cut-off.

fuflans's avatar

jane curtin was fucking gorgeous. just gorgeous.

fuflans's avatar

on the plus side, hillz is going to have a blast with this wanker.

and i'm going to have a blast watching it.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I've heard that. I think it was meant as a safer alternative to opium or morphine or sumfing.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Women can own property, but only if they are married first and no male children are over 18 when their husband dies. No reason whatsoever to learn to bake poison cookies, no sir!