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Bless your black heart...

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Yellow Jackets are wasps and live in 'nests' not 'hives'. Let's make sure we send him to the right place. So, "Go eat a nest of yellow jackets, Cernovich" would be more accurate. (and maybe we could throw in a small bag of unsalted rat dicks for his menu?)

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Hahaha, by all means let his comeuppance be as accurate as possible. Hate to have a mix-up because of improper terminology ;)

Unsalted rat dicks what been stored improperly, got damp, and are now mouldering.

Isn't collaborating fun?

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Well, when you're fighting a Phony Doctor, like this Cernovich, you have to use the correct terminology or they'll think you're a idiot. They'll probably think you're an actual idiot anyway, but at least an educated idiot.

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If he sat down on a couch he would set it on fire, hot?

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Was that over their airing of Hulk Hogan's sex tape? If so, that is a gross invasion of privacy and goood riddance Gawker.

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Methinks is not gratuitous Latin spew...it's gratuitous Middle Ages English.

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Because everyone titters when someone says "tit."

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Forthwith!

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And safe.

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Why would you slut shame someone you love? I didn't get it, either.

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OT, but Lance, didn't you have a hilarious fb page that made fun of all things Bush? If you're the same guy, I really enjoyed your page!

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Block them.

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Doesn't even require arithmetic. Just requires common sense.

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Yeah, but he might enjoy it.

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