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Ikimizi's avatar

I like the way you think.

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fuflans's avatar

well it's my job to find them. and turn the bastards.

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Shypixel's avatar

I lost my phone charger because of Obamacare...

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Lot_49's avatar

Pre-ACA premium for a Blue Crotch assigned-risk plan in CA: $912/mo Post-ACA premium for a Bronze-level PPO: $563/mo

Can't happen soon enough!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I didnt save 15% when I switched to Geico. Thanks, Nobama!

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Shypixel's avatar

Nah, those are charged with broken dreams and the tears of the innocent.

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PsycWench's avatar

This weekend one of the mixing blades for my bread machine broke* and NOW I KNOW WHY. What do you have against those of us who want fresh bread but don't actually want to do any work to get it, Obama?

*Also I am aware that this is the prototype First World Problem.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Saint Ronnie's daughter has to self-publish? How bad a writer do you have to be for that to even be possible? Just get a ghost writer to write "Trickle-down Triumph", and you've got a guaranteed bestseller.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Self-published" suggests that no one else will publish you, which would seem to make a real author unhappy.

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PsycWench's avatar

There you go again with your "facts" and "information".

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