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Queen Méabh's avatar

This "birther" shit has been resolved several times by SCOTUS in the past. Why is anyone still talking about it?

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

Oooh, it's Fellow Republicans on the Republican lunch menu today! How I love it when they eat their own.

If there's one thing I learned from the rightwingnuts regarding the Obama birth certificate debacle, it's that this is a BIG FUCKING DEAL and we need to keep talking about it, possibly forever. Reap richly what thine party hast sown, Rafael Eduardo "T-Rock The Canadian Shock" Cruz.

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maggie's avatar

it's so awesome! ;)

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

I wish Megz Mc Cabe would be my girl gone bad.

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ladycrim's avatar

You'd have my vote!

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The Wanderer's avatar

"Please proceed."

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Confirming the dead goat theory of Reb politics.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Can you even imagine the shit storm if, say, Hillary was borned in Canada? Hahaha, these hypocrites would blowing head gaskets.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Ah, that's why he no likes OHJB; it's the Camaro drag racing two blocks away from his lawn.

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Relativicus's avatar

The increasing drip-drip-drip of headlines re: Canadian Cruz is delightful. Really, after all the nonsense starting last spring, this "is him elmigibull?" is a welcome distraction

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The fact that one of these douchenozzles is actually going to be the GOP nominee is starting to depress me.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

I didn't exactly have the patent on that one.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

I love these Good News Happy Time stories!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Further proof that no one who has ever met Ted Cruz likes him.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I think Napoleon beat us both to the punch.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Look up what that weasel said about Anita Hill 23 years ago, then tell us how much he's ever served the people.

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