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TundraGrifter's avatar

LBD:

Studs are for studs - so I'll go with un-.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That photo looks like an outtake from his autobiographical movie, "Gullible's Travels."

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ok, that made me laugh. It just dawned on me though...I think I have a better solution...

We'll need a cliff or a bridge, a lot of rope and about 10 hoveround drivers. We harness the rope to the rascals and tie the end about Hopper's waist. Then we just have the olds go forward and reverse while it dunks him into turbine lady's love cave...just like he was a giant teabag!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Riding that train would scar me for life.

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chascates's avatar

I was going to send this in as a tip but its become so commonplace I didn't bother.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cute -- in a Wisconsiny sort of way. I'm betting she has what they call "ample charms". As a defunct GOP-Hopper, how's old Randy gonna pay the bills once the state flushes her from her patronage job?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does he get to pray away the lay?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The way I understand it is his turbo girlfriend's name is Jaws. When he disappeared into her lady parts, she was heard to say, "we're gonna need a bigger dick".

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fuflans's avatar

do we know when the recall walker effort starts and if it has any chance of succeeding?

i am sorry this is not funny except in an existential way. i am just so sick of these asshats.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is Randy now outside the Koch Ring?

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Mahousu's avatar

The only surprising thing about this story is that Valerie didn't dump him when he lost his job.

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fuflans's avatar

what the hell else are you going to do on sunday afternoon?

sheesh people.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It figures he was driving a giant gas guzzling Suburban. He was probably swerving to run over Bambi, Thumper, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

From the picture: He'll need to be a bigger dick to satisfy that woman.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You left out Old Yeller. Before he became rabid, of course.

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