Former Wisconsin GOP State Senator Randy Hopper may have gotten his ass recalled from office for being one of Scott Walker's union-busting Kochmonster rat minions, but don't let this fool anyone into believing Hooper's all tapped out when it comes to terrorizing innocent citizens. Perish the thought: Hopper
Ok, that made me laugh. It just dawned on me though...I think I have a better solution...
We'll need a cliff or a bridge, a lot of rope and about 10 hoveround drivers. We harness the rope to the rascals and tie the end about Hopper's waist. Then we just have the olds go forward and reverse while it dunks him into turbine lady's love cave...just like he was a giant teabag!
Cute -- in a Wisconsiny sort of way. I'm betting she has what they call "ample charms". As a defunct GOP-Hopper, how's old Randy gonna pay the bills once the state flushes her from her patronage job?
The way I understand it is his turbo girlfriend's name is Jaws. When he disappeared into her lady parts, she was heard to say, "we're gonna need a bigger dick".
LBD:
Studs are for studs - so I'll go with un-.
That photo looks like an outtake from his autobiographical movie, "Gullible's Travels."
Ok, that made me laugh. It just dawned on me though...I think I have a better solution...
We'll need a cliff or a bridge, a lot of rope and about 10 hoveround drivers. We harness the rope to the rascals and tie the end about Hopper's waist. Then we just have the olds go forward and reverse while it dunks him into turbine lady's love cave...just like he was a giant teabag!
Riding that train would scar me for life.
I was going to send this in as a tip but its become so commonplace I didn't bother.
Cute -- in a Wisconsiny sort of way. I'm betting she has what they call "ample charms". As a defunct GOP-Hopper, how's old Randy gonna pay the bills once the state flushes her from her patronage job?
Does he get to pray away the lay?
The way I understand it is his turbo girlfriend's name is Jaws. When he disappeared into her lady parts, she was heard to say, "we're gonna need a bigger dick".
do we know when the recall walker effort starts and if it has any chance of succeeding?
i am sorry this is not funny except in an existential way. i am just so sick of these asshats.
Is Randy now outside the Koch Ring?
The only surprising thing about this story is that Valerie didn't dump him when he lost his job.
what the hell else are you going to do on sunday afternoon?
sheesh people.
It figures he was driving a giant gas guzzling Suburban. He was probably swerving to run over Bambi, Thumper, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too.
From the picture: He'll need to be a bigger dick to satisfy that woman.
You left out Old Yeller. Before he became rabid, of course.