Greetings, prose-act nation, and welcome to Doktor Zoom's Fanfic Corner. Today, we'll be sampling some awesome fan fiction from around the web. Our first selection is from a site that doesn't usually run fanfic, Tucker Carlson's Internet Tendency. It's by
This story is obviously set in Pinochet's Chile, and is an impassioned allegorical indictment of right-wing authoritarian regimes in Latin America and their American sponsors.
Thad McCotter (or whomever you are behind that anonymous mask, Noam): I salute you!
Ah, irony. A writer's stock and trade. McCotter understands irony as well as any GO-Pee'er.
RIM BRIMMED DOWN TO BROWN TOWN!!
/Tourettes
I think it's worse than that: it's SAM ERVIN LIBEL!!!
I watched Sam Ervin on teevee. Sam Ervin was probably my last idol. Thad McWhatzafuck is <i>not</i> Sam Motherfucking Ervin.
I don&#039;t know nothin&#039; about birthin&#039; no nation.
As in &quot;annoying itch.&quot;
<i>Gravitas</i> ... what language is that?
Shoot the guy for looting, pocket the loot ... very original, Thad. Now that you&#039;re done with it, Kurt Vonnegut wants his scene back.
It would have to be ablative coming after &quot;E&quot;, no? &quot;Out of many&quot; is definitely an ablative sense.
Or Condoleezza Rice&#039;s teeth.
This story is obviously set in Pinochet&#039;s Chile, and is an impassioned allegorical indictment of right-wing authoritarian regimes in Latin America and their American sponsors.
Thad McCotter (or whomever you are behind that anonymous mask, Noam): I salute you!
or Bernstein even...
so everyone&#039;s dead?
And lyrical.
How did you get a superscript? Is that an HTML tag? lemme try it: actor&lt;super&gt;212&lt;/super&gt;
sharks with lasers...
more like Andy at the end of a three day bender...