7 Comments

Is his diet enlarging his prostate? It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!

Expand full comment

I didn’t realize <i>helping people</i> was SUCH A GODDAMN COMPETITION.

Expand full comment

Holy creeping Sharia. If those secrets fell into the hands of The Red Crescent, it'll be The Caliphate States of America, I tells ya.

Expand full comment

Red Eye Gravy.

Expand full comment

It's a jungle out there! But gosh, refusing to disclose their expenditures shouldn't make anybody the least bit suspicious, huh-uh!

Expand full comment

ROFL

Expand full comment

Not after the Pope discommunicated 'em all, they wouldn't!

Expand full comment