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The Quirk's avatar

Is his diet enlarging his prostate? It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I didn’t realize <i>helping people</i> was SUCH A GODDAMN COMPETITION.

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schmannity's avatar

Holy creeping Sharia. If those secrets fell into the hands of The Red Crescent, it'll be The Caliphate States of America, I tells ya.

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schmannity's avatar

Red Eye Gravy.

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The Quirk's avatar

It's a jungle out there! But gosh, refusing to disclose their expenditures shouldn't make anybody the least bit suspicious, huh-uh!

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The Quirk's avatar

ROFL

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The Quirk's avatar

Not after the Pope discommunicated 'em all, they wouldn't!

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