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bobbert's avatar

Your work computer is smarter than my laptop.

(also not a high bar)

bobbert's avatar

Lotta Red Lobs in the Pacific time zone, although I agree 33% seems like fantasy.

Also, I have to say that I took the kids there sometimes when they were little. I think I've only ever eaten at the one in Almaden in San Jose, but it wasn't awful. Sort of the Marie Callender's of sea food.

anwisok's avatar

Honestly, I think I'd be just as happy going to the drive thru at either Lengthy Jack Sterling's or Ship's Master Deeze.

Haribo Lector's avatar

I don't believe for one second that you have never heard her sing.

Haribo Lector's avatar

Why would you group together three such wildly different unrelated bands like that? That's like saying "I don't like lobster, I prefer ice cream/roast beef/cheetos."

Haribo Lector's avatar

I guess none of my friends are, because none of them have been taken to Red Lobster by Beyoncé to the best of my knowledge.

YoBunnyBunny's avatar

You were lucky. The fancy eating spot in my home town was The Golden Corral Buffet. Yeesh...

thewitchqueen74's avatar

Childhood flashbacks! We used to drive past that place, but we never ate there.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

But everything at Red Lobster is treyf!

NorthernSaber's avatar

In a development that surprised no one with an above-Palin IQ, Red Lobster pulled out of Maine some years ago after realizing that we can buy better stuff off the stern of a boat than they could ever sell, and at half the price. So now if the train pulls into Bonetown...well, fuck it- I don't know what happens then, I guess. Everything was more fun years ago...

borninatrailer's avatar

It wasn't a contest! And even if it was, I think this is the kind where if you win, you lose.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

the restaurant chain is claiming it got a 33 percent sales spike on Super Bowl Sunday, compared to one year ago4 customers instead of 3?

Takoma DC's avatar

The food does look delicious. The reality is quite the opposite.