Yesterday, we looked up the Internet's ass and told you about the total fuckwads at Reddit's /r/politics page, where a small group of Little Hitlers had decided to ban almost 100 news sites for the crimes of being "sensationalist," "blogspam," or "bad journalism." There were a lot of names on that list! Ones you probably haven't heard of, like Mother Jones and National Review and Think Progress and Raw Story. It was really really really stupid! The moderators at /r/politics were constantly apologizing to the 3.1 million pissed-off subscribers, but they were only apologizing for their bad communication.
In your audit, did you happen to account for all the bagdouches, and the flisspaps, particularly the running ones? Because you really have to "Wonccount" for them.
I think we can all agree on the much more accurate terms I just invented than some arbitrary "blogspam."
At several points, a group of Vikings in the restaurant interrupt conversation by loudly singing "Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam." They are ordered to "shut up" by the irate redditor several times, but they resume singing more and more loudly.
As we all know, the only way to be sure that the free flow of ideas can be protected is by restricting the flow of ideas to only the ones that you have pre-approved.
Kinda like how the only way to end gun violence is more guns.
Governor of Wisconsin?
Congratulations, we've finally found something I give less fucks about than Kanye and Kim K
I believe the appropriate response to reddit's editors is "GUUUURRRRRL YOU HIGH AS FUCK."
4chan is the taint.
Similar concept: when your Government doesn't have enough money to run well, you cut taxes, and redditagically, problem solved!
In your audit, did you happen to account for all the bagdouches, and the flisspaps, particularly the running ones? Because you really have to "Wonccount" for them.
I think we can all agree on the much more accurate terms I just invented than some arbitrary "blogspam."
Ok, then! We still have these to assign:
The Internet's Saggy Diaper That Leaks and The Internet's Ridiculous Overbite
It's the new AOL you get on your Junior Jitterbug device.
It's not my fault, I've got Power-Dickspergers!
At first I thought you wrote "blogspasm", which makes a certain amount of sense if you think about it.
The words are English but the organization is more....Klingon, maybe.
or a cat
I think the answer to that one is "Vote for Cuccinelli"
At several points, a group of Vikings in the restaurant interrupt conversation by loudly singing "Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam." They are ordered to "shut up" by the irate redditor several times, but they resume singing more and more loudly.
As we all know, the only way to be sure that the free flow of ideas can be protected is by restricting the flow of ideas to only the ones that you have pre-approved.
Kinda like how the only way to end gun violence is more guns.
Wait, these are the people you invited to wonkville?
They are way too dumb to even get poop jokes