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bobbert's avatar

Governor of Wisconsin?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Congratulations, we've finally found something I give less fucks about than Kanye and Kim K

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I believe the appropriate response to reddit's editors is "GUUUURRRRRL YOU HIGH AS FUCK."

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Shypixel's avatar

4chan is the taint.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Similar concept: when your Government doesn't have enough money to run well, you cut taxes, and redditagically, problem solved!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In your audit, did you happen to account for all the bagdouches, and the flisspaps, particularly the running ones? Because you really have to "Wonccount" for them.

I think we can all agree on the much more accurate terms I just invented than some arbitrary "blogspam."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ok, then! We still have these to assign:

The Internet's Saggy Diaper That Leaks and The Internet's Ridiculous Overbite

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's the new AOL you get on your Junior Jitterbug device.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's not my fault, I've got Power-Dickspergers!

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PsycWench's avatar

At first I thought you wrote "blogspasm", which makes a certain amount of sense if you think about it.

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PsycWench's avatar

The words are English but the organization is more....Klingon, maybe.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or a cat

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think the answer to that one is "Vote for Cuccinelli"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

At several points, a group of Vikings in the restaurant interrupt conversation by loudly singing "Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam." They are ordered to "shut up" by the irate redditor several times, but they resume singing more and more loudly.

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Shypixel's avatar

As we all know, the only way to be sure that the free flow of ideas can be protected is by restricting the flow of ideas to only the ones that you have pre-approved.

Kinda like how the only way to end gun violence is more guns.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wait, these are the people you invited to wonkville?

They are way too dumb to even get poop jokes

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