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Separate but equal is OK for gays because they can't get pregnant at age 16 and then poop out a million more future-criminals on MTV, which is the only measure of a true American marriage. [ RedState ]
The governor of Hawaii can't find Barry Soetero's birth certificate either -- MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S IN KENYA, IDIOT. [ Visions2America ]
Pre-existing conditions are no problem whatsoever, because people with acne PROBABLY won't be denied care. Besides, why didn't they just use Proactiv® like real Americans Katy Perry and Justin Bieber? [ Front Page Mag ]
For some reason, the gays of San Fransisco don't like Republicans -- perhaps because Republicans want to take away all their gay rights? NOPE. [ Gay Patriot ]
Rush Limbaugh SCHOOLED a liberal on his liberal schooling show, which is national news. [ FoxNation ]
RedState Makes It Official: Gays Unworthy of Marriage, Due To Gayness
i think the elephant in the fundies closet here is that the great flyover states are not - yet - perfectly and tastefully decorated, coordinated and coiffed.
when that happens, yeah, fundies, your lifestyle is being compromised.
damndamndamndamndamn i ALWAYS do that. i SWEAR and SWEAR and SWEAR i won't go to one of those troll sites. IWON'TIWON'TIWON'TIWON'T...
and then i always do and now i have to go memorize a sonnet or something.