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RedState Puts on Show to Save Family Farm
The challenge: Whyyouwill vote Republican in 2006, in 100 words or less. The winner gets a one-year subscription to the Limbaugh Letter! Some highlights from the Fark and RedState threads:
"Hot. Gay. Teen. Sex."
"Clinton failed to prevent the death of Steve Irwin."
"A well-functioning, competent, ethical government is boring. Vote for the GOP, vote for excitement."
"Just to be an asshole."
"We need to maintain a level head and steady pressure in the The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T.)."
"I don't want to have to explain to my daughter why she has to wear a veil in public and cannot go to college"
That last one's our favorite. It's a pitch-perfect parody of paranoid, crazy blog commenters... wait, sorry, it's real . We hope they win the subscription to the Limbaugh Letter!
Leave your own in the comments!
Rush Is Right, So Let's Have a Contest [RedState]