RedState Puts on Show to Save Family Farm

 RedState holds a contest . Then Fark links . Sarcasm and page jokes ensue!

The challenge: Whyyouwill vote Republican in 2006, in 100 words or less. The winner gets a one-year subscription to the Limbaugh Letter! Some highlights from the Fark and RedState threads:

• "Hot. Gay. Teen. Sex."

• "Clinton failed to prevent the death of Steve Irwin."

• "A well-functioning, competent, ethical government is boring. Vote for the GOP, vote for excitement."

• "Just to be an asshole."

• "We need to maintain a level head and steady pressure in the The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T.)."

• "I don't want to have to explain to my daughter why she has to wear a veil in public and cannot go to college"

That last one's our favorite. It's a pitch-perfect parody of paranoid, crazy blog commenters... wait, sorry, it's real . We hope they win the subscription to the Limbaugh Letter!

Leave your own in the comments!

 Rush Is Right, So Let's Have a Contest [RedState]

 Red State wants to know, in 100 words or less, why you should vote Republican in 2006 [Fark]