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maybe it's blah porn

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Now watch this drive....

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"Their doctor gave me this sword!"

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No card games during Benghazi. 'Cause Rangers don't stand down by themselves.

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And he just sat in that classroom for seven minutes after being told the nation is under attack. Sat on his ass while our fellow citizens were falling from the sky.

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I thought Bamz was readin' "My Pet Goat" in Crawford during Osama Benghazi.

Huh?

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They call it quote "playing the race card."

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Later, however, the President made him give it back to Halliburton.

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cards.

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After my sister got me with that one several times, she asked me if I wanted to play "48-card Round-Up."

Yep, I fell for that one, too!

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Barack doesn't like playing people who let him win.

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Or eating a pretzel.

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Wow where I'm from we have this guy what plays music for the kids named Rocking Reggie{imo perv alert} and we have a guy what sells dope named Larry Love {street hustler alert} and they both are blahs and look just a little like the cat in the picture ,oh course they all looks alike and they didnt like that Ben Laden fellow either but they never been to Benghazi to kill seals but they eat deep fatty fried colored greens

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Hogan's Heroes?

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You can call a spade a spade, just don't call blah people spades.

They don't like it.

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Republicans should be glad he was playing cards instead of trying to shove healthcare down our throats, taking away people's guns, or lighting the constitution on fire.

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