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Nipple was on high alert, however.

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No mention of gay sex, so we know this isn't Turgid Love Muscle's newest sock puppet.

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or if anybody in the world did

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My beloved gets very happy when there is Cholula green sauce on the table at the Mexican restaurant we favor.

He still mourns the closing of the Mexican place that offered that in addition to Matouk's Calypso sauce and Spur Tree Red Pepper sauce also too... he used to go all mad scientist when saucing his fajitas.

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I'm hoping someone has a plan. A girl can dream!

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Them and Button.

Neither one is happy with him right now. According to my beloved's family members in Kathmandu, the nonrefundable cost of applying for a visa just to visit the US has skyrocketed, and more and more applicants are being denied.

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Yeah good sit down Mexican places can be hard to find. I love the Roberto's chain in Vegas, but it's been forever since I've had a good chile relleno.

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I know mine sure were! But I heard Button is damn near to having a blowout over the whole thing.

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Odd to think that in the 2020 version of this, Iran is Leo.

https://youtu.be/Xqx_vVbvkc...

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TLM hasn't been seen in ages.

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

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Oh shit, now asking Nato allies he shit all over to deal with us to straighten Iran out.

Mike Pompeo did the same "it's too bad more European countries are with us" whining yesterday and I was agog. You have to have run a hell of a dysfunctional corporate organization to think that kind of "I will slap you and abuse you and then you will get me out of the mess I made" behavior is going to work with functional countries with reasonable heads of state.

Oh, wait

https://twitter.com/ChrisAl...

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#IHateThisTimeline

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'or whatever the fuck drives the ad revenue the most."

Well, all right then.

Then you know whose office to call now, don't you?

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