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Megan Macomber's avatar

Hey, Liddle Marco, y'all lookin for antisemitism? You were THERE! You were sitting on the couch pretending to be a Liddle Invisible Boy the day Trump and Vance and MTG's sick boyfriend ganged up on Vladimir Zelenskyy, an actual Jew, in ways as antisemitic as they were crass and disgusting.

What? You're not actually going after antisemitism but rather after young people who lack your institutional power? You mean...you LIKE being a bully too? Oh Liddle Marco, we hardly knew you. I mean--we did. We just wish we never had.

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kmblue187's avatar

YES, we need to make noise every day, trying to drag children out of school. The next thing you know, anti- immigrant people will be making ANY person disappear. Next up, breaking into the homes of people collecting unemployment and demanding how they got that color TV.

"I bought it before I got fired!"

"Yeah, sure, show us that receipt."

"Who keeps receipts?"

"Say bye bye to Daddy, kids. The TV too!"

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William O Miles's avatar

Ms. Berrios ... has a court hearing on April 14.

Where & when? I'll attend (unless it's an in camera Secret Terrorist Gang Court hearing, of course)

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Ron Spangler's avatar

Here is another thing they are doing, legally, to American citizens at the border: violating our 4th Amendment rights. Congress authorized this. Congress has to un-authorize it. Democrats, are you listening?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/12/amir-makled-phone-search-border-immigration

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

"The Social Security Administration Is Gutting Regional Staff and Shifting All Public Communications to X'

https://archive.is/zHuSx

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RRJKR's avatar

I've had enough of this "you have to choose a side" NO I don't. I don't like Hamas or Netanyahou. They're both wrong. I don't want to be a Republican or a Democrat a Conservative or a Liberal. Why am I forced to "join up", and toe the line 100%. If i don't like Donald Trump it's because I "love" Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton and visa versa. Nonsense!! I know other people who feel the same way. Where does that leave us?

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Tina Mouse's avatar

It does not matter who you like.

It matters if you vote.

You would have to be sort of an idiot to love Biden, HRC, or Trump because you do not know them. Voting is like buying a bus ticket - you vote for the direction.

You would have to give no shits about other people's lives not to vote Dem.

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BJ Zamora's avatar

We truly now live in 1930’s Germany and are now in a fascist state.

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RRJKR's avatar

Yes, and if you're MAGA, you don't even get a snazzy Hugo Boss uniform Just a wrinkled T-shirt and a stupid adjustable ball cap.

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

I just finished reading "1984" (again) and now am starting "Brave New World." This seems to me to be the right thing to do.

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GEM's avatar

Don't forget Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451."

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Tina Mouse's avatar

That does not work for me any more. The sexism is so deeply ingrained.

I read Rise & Fall of the Third Reich. Trump is like the idiot British fascists; Putin is using Hitler's actual playbook.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

and "Handmaid's Tale"

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RRJKR's avatar

Looks like the "thought police" are rounding people up already, and who thought BB would be as goofy as "Two scoops Donny".

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Those two books really had an affect on me.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

ICE creeps are child predators. Not surprising.

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Snowolf100's avatar

"U.S. policy to combat anti-Semitism around the world and in the United States, in addition to efforts to protect Jewish students from harassment and violence in the United States.”"

Nah mate, you, like Couchfucker Vance can fuck off. Your administration has decided to pull back to your borders, and relinquish your power on the world stage, you don't get to preach at people. You can't use "around the world", cause you scolds don't want to fund USAID and have lead to millions being hungry and have HIV. It means you don't get to preach to us.

Not that anti-semitism is something I'd like to exist anywhere.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

The administration that had an actual Nazi salute in the inauguration gives no fucks about anyone, including Jews.

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Tessie's avatar

"administration keeps ramping up its highly performative cruelty against immigrants — while also erasing the “legal/illegal” distinction wherever possible"

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"We still need immigrants for slave labor... I mean, 'legal' means whatever I want it to mean at any given moment... I mean..."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. We need more heroes like Carvalho, and fewer zeros like Rubio.

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The Jellybean's avatar

"Jesus Christ on a gyroscopically stabilized electric unicycle" might be one of my favorite phrases from Dok so far. Cheers.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

If you really want to throw these guys, speak to them in German. It’ll be like, “Wait, Helmut. He could be one of us. I don’t know! Under cover or something! We could get sued!”

Naw. Not really. They’d arrest you anyway and give you an extra kidney punch for your troubles. Because they are assholes and motherfuckers and swine-dogs and shitheads. And their breath smells of Bud Light and sauerkraut. And their dicks are short, thin, and crooked. And they stink of a lifetime of failed dreams and tawdry humiliations that they take out on civilians and their puppies.

What I’m saying is that they’re rather unpleasant people, the kind who enthusiastically VOLUNTEERS to serve on an HOA board.

“Yes. Let us discuss the appropriate colors for curbside recycling bins. I would like to this discuss very carefully. Das is night wahr? Nein?”

“What my very large, heavily armed neighbor is saying is just that the pink bins do not match predetermined colors, are in no way cute or clever, and they must be confiscated and destroyed. And that goes for your hellish plasticine flamingos as well.”

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Hey MAGA - that 'maryland mother from el salvador' - that's a real parent - a mother - a loving mother - whose first response is to try to calm her daughter down - don't worry I'll be fine as the pigs and pushing her around and cuffing her -

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SLY_3's avatar

may the cries of that daughter live in their heads forever.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

she asked then "don't you have children?"

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Chicago Public Schools' policies on ICE agents and the schools:

DOES NOT ask for our families' immigration status

WILL NOT coordinate with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)

DOES NOT share student records with ICE, except in the rare case where there is a court order or consent from the parent/guardian.

WILL NOT allow ICE agents access to CPS facilities unless they produce a criminal judicial warrant signed by a federal judge.

WILL NOT admit ICE agents into our schools based upon an administrative warrant, an ICE detainer, or other document issued by an agency enforcing civil immigration law

This policy was reiterated on Jan. 22, 2025.

I wouldn't be surprised if the suburban school districts had the same policies.

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