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dslindc's avatar

Yes, this sounds right up Sister Peggy Noonan's intravenous alley.

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diogenez's avatar

I feel a bit drunk just reading that.

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Xenophile23's avatar

Mmmmmm, yummy egg whites. Seriously, this sounds good. If you don't feel like shelling out for Cointreau (delicious Cointreau), try Patron Citronge orange liqueur. Much better than triple sec; if not as good as Cointreau, it's certainly more affordable. It's something like $16 or so at Trader Joe's.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

My fav. egg drinks are whiskey sours and ramos gin fizzes.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>bung in the ice</i>

I'm pretty sure that's against the law in most Bibble belt states

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Lot_49's avatar

A <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pisco_Sour" target="_blank">Pisco Sour</a> is a pretty nice egg white drink too.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>Relax With A Boozy Old Fashioned Lady</i>

I was expecting another story about the Thanksgiving wedding

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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's pronounced "ass" down here.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Is this something like an egg cream for grown-ups?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Won't the little buggers be all disoriented from the shaking? And then finished off by the ethanol?

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Mahousu's avatar

Also, and even more so, a maracuya sour - basically, a pisco sour with passion fruit juice instead of lime juice.

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Mahousu's avatar

If you're paranoid, you can now get pasteurized eggs, which work just fine for things like this.

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Xenophile23's avatar

Hmmm, looks like good ole BevMo carries it. Thanks, RevZafod! I'll check it out.

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