Remainders: Ball-Kicking For Fun and Profit
·D.C. art film casting! "If you are beautiful and like to kick men in the balls, please email me back." Too bad Condi's out of town. [ Craigslist ]
·OldSucker G. Beato's still hot for Gannon: "[W]hile it would be asking far too much for a photo of Hannity getting gannonized, here's a photo of Gannon getting hannitized!" [ Soundbitten ]
·Blogs: for people too lazy to read newspapers. NewSlatefeature "Today's Blogs": for people too lazy to even read blogs. Wow, the sound in this echo chamber is getting a bit muddy. [ Slate ]
·Al Jazeera guns for Hillary. [ NYO Politicker ]
·Finally TV that speaks to both our carnal and political urges: Pentagon TV. [ Salon ]
·Filthiest Gannon headline yet: "I asked to come. They allowed me to come." [ Today Show/NBC ]
·We can anagram all day long: Jeff, a Jack's Gent or Gunmen? A Gruff Men Jack Jones Gent? [ Internet Anagram Server ]
·Rick Santorum sells Social Security on Imus: "it was as if the man was swinging a toothpick at home plate." [ James Wolcott ]