Remainders: Don't Quit Your Day Job

* Jack Kingston tries to beat Stephen Colbert at his own game: the game of murdering kittens. [ Muckraked ]

* Fran Drescher announces she wants to run for Congress. Freshly arrived RNC interns are forced to spend hours coming up with various word plays on "the nanny state." [ City Rag ]

* If she knew the difference between being blind and being gay, she wouldn't be a local newscaster. [ Things That Make You Go "Hmm" ]

* Oh, if only it were as easy as buying something off eBay. [ eBay ]