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Remainders: For Truth Edition
•Cheerleaders for Truth: "Did George Bush actually win a Varsity letter in Cheerleading at Yale?" [ Cheerleaders for Truth ]
•Swift Yacht Vets for Truth: "I remember one time we got stranded out in Goosefair Bay and ran out of gin. We were up to our eyeballs in limes and tonic. Wouldn't ya know, here comes George W. Bush on the Laura II with a relief shipment of Tanqueray. By God, he saved a few lives that day!" [ SwiftYachtVets.com ]
•Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth: "We seek to portray [Bush] as he was, and still is: a 'lightweight.'" [ PleasureCaptains.com ]
•Daily Show for truth: "The ironically named 'Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. . . who appear to be neither swift nor truthful." [ Comedy Central ]
•Bumper stickers for truth: "IMPEACH BUSH, If He Commits What Is Constitutionally Defined as an Impeachable Offense. Until then, Just Vote Against Him, as I Plan To." [ glassdog ]