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Remainders: Gettin' Kinky
* Everyone wants to have dinner with Condi, but no one wants Bush's sloppy seconds. [ Akron Beacon Journal ]
* "Goddammit! I put all this make-up on, and I'm not even in the shot!" [ Hotline on Call ]
* Laura Bush is very appreciative of the Hungarian Prime Minster's insightful gift giving. [ The Smoking Gun ]
* Bill Maher is a cheap fuck -- Joe Biden spends $800 dollars a month on manicures. [ Washington Wire ]
* The musical genius behind Vote 4 Miss Angela ? Yea, he's 13 years old. [ Atlanta Progressive News ]
* If Sun Myung Moon is such an evil genius, why does his family walk around with half-a-mil in shopping bags? [ Consortium News ]
* So much more rewarding than just whacking a mole. [ Human Rights Campaign ]