Remainders: Good Sports Edition

•The Star-Spangled Escort's former coach says he was a lousy softball player. A thousand liberal bloggers disagree. [ Philly Daily News ]

•College basketball scoreboard transfixes Jenna Bush. [ Low Culture ]

•Terse publisher-fucker Bernie Kerik gets paid $6904 per sentence! [ Daily News ]

•High-school whiz kids create life-sized Bush doll. [ White House ]

•"Jock Sniffing: " Chemical McCarthyism on Capitol Hill? [ Reason ]

•Anthrax scare at DoD mailroom. [ WaPo ]

— GREG BEATO