Remainders: Hold the Lawsuits Edition

•Technically legal congressman Tom DeLay not mentioned in $200,000 ruling against the treasurer of DeLay's PAC, Texans for a Republican Majority. [ AP ]

•Jesse Jackson and other Democrats fined $200,000 for campaign finance violations in 2000 elections. [ AP ]

•Texas passes "cheeseburger bill" to prevent fat people from suing fast-food chains. [ Houston Chronicle ]

•Bolton vote put off until next week at least. The avuncular would-be diplomat will spend the interim wrestling with his increasingly hard-to-control hands, which, unbeknownst to him, were transplanted from a madman and still have the urge to kill. [ Bloomberg ]