Remainders: In Jail, TTYL
Wolf Blitzer closes his eyes, counts to three, and wishes that when he opens them all the dead Palestinians will be gone. [ HuffPo ]
Small Pennsylvania town increases illegality of illegal immigrants, sick birds. [ AP ]
Sign Katherine Harris's online get well card! Then feign shock when her robot voice won't stop calling you for campaign donations. [ Elect Harris ]
Capitol Historical Society to host reception for "departing" members of Congress, most honorees to arrive by paddy wagon. [ Copley News Service ]
Young America's Foundation staffed by assholes really into IM. [ Campus Progress ]
Soon to be the most compressive source for photos of politicians eating babies in the world! [ Flickr ]