Remainders: Kaine and Able

•"Okay, Matt Santos. If the West Wing is on TV in four years, and you haven’t improved fake education, I will not vote for you." [ EW ]

•Inflation touches us all: "If I don't get a Cartier 'Love' Bracelet from my boyfriend this Christmas, it's over." -- Jessica Cutler [Capitol File, via Last Call!   sub. req. ]

•Maury Povitch and Connie Chung: LAFF RIOT! So says MSNBC: "A review of the week's news that will fuse elements of 'Meet the Press,' the defunct 'Crossfire' and 'The Daily Show.'" Where's my "Current Affair"? [ NYT ]

•"Welch's Grape Juice does not provide protection against the avian flu." And you're saying the salt over my shoulder doesn't work either? [ Welchs.com via Tarastotle.com ]

•Why bloggers hate the MSM: "Bloggers got stood up at prom. By the MSM." [ McSweeney's ]

•I do care about the Virginia gubernatorial campaign, I do. As long the the Dems win. [ Powerline ]

•"Do I Make You Look Stupid?" Feminist t-shirt slogans needed. We like: "You would not get my sitcom references." [ The Countness ]