Remainders: Make Mine Double-Wide
• Indiana congressman moves torename I-69, as his button supporting its, uhm, extension prompts "teenagers [to] point and snicker." [ Hoosier Gazette ]Dude, it's waaaay too easy to believe that Red Staters are prudish hicks....
• Vice presidentshave always been the ones tocarry the weightin the White House. [ Modern Humorist ]
• Olbermanntakes voter fraud conspiracies public, "flogging their sloppy Internet-spawned conspiracyMonday and Tueday nights." Hmmm. . . sloppy flogging. . . [ Tribune-Review ]
•"White(water) Trash: If yourPresidential Library is on cinder blocks, you might be a red neck." [ low culture ]
• O'ReillyendorsesClintonfor Sect'y of State. Thefalafel must have gone to his head. Ahem. [ Fox News ]