Remainders: Morning After Edition

•Wonk'd: "Just saw Ralph Nader looking even more disheveled than usual, and slightly confused, trying to catch a cab quite literally in the middle of 18th and K. Hungover from St. Patrick's day shenanigans? Insert green party joke here..."

•U.S. Immigration official tells Canadian blogger to get a day job: "His response was, 'You can't make a living from blogging. Stop lying and tell me why you're really here.'" [ MarketWatch ]

•Enterprise security software shows liberal bias. [ Punditguy.com ]

•Slender pink panda seeks crotchless furry pal. [ Craigslist D.C., via Eduwonk.com ]

— GREG BEATO