Remainders: Mostly Bush, Some Gore Girls. . .
•The Bush-Cheney "Wolves" ad, with a surprise ending: "They're getting gay married!" [ The Poor Man ]
•The Gore girls "were beer drinkers, and the kind of girls who probably smoked some pot and had sex on their parents' basement sofa in high school. But in the same way parents pretend their kids aren't fucking in the rec room, a nation could deal with their obvious sexuality. . . This year, there's no more pussyfooting around." [ Nerve ]
•An editing issue: "The Bush Administration has decided that it will stand by its approval for a book claiming the Grand Canyon was created by Noah’s flood rather than by geologic forces." [ PEER ]
•"Sinclair Broadcast Group doesn't seem to have a problem playing dirty, it's perhaps no surprise that its CEO 'used to run a company that specialized in processing pornographic 8mm films.'" [ Fleshbot ]
•Bush shirt scares children: "She gazes at my shirt with a look so forlorn, I expect to learn that Dick Cheney just stole her crayons. . .The mother turns and glares, shaking her head at me. I start to wonder what sort of person I am to inflict this on a poor child." [ Slate via Defamer ]