Remainders: People Realize Stuff

•Ed Helms visits spin alley, has Howard Beale moment: "It's like you all have some kind of agenda!" [ Comedy Central ]

•Got stolen signs? Call 610-286-1975. [ Philly Inquirer ]

•The Blue stater figleaf: "In New York I was given guidelines for what ACT volunteers can and can't say, in order to preserve the organization's appearance of nonpartisanship. I forget what they are, but they'll tell me again tomorrow." [ Slate ]

•The WSJ will correct the darnedest things: "News Corp.'s Fox News was incorrectly described in a page-one article Monday as being sympathetic to the Bush cause." [ WSJ via Gawker ]

•The White House correspondent from the Valley: "Are U.S. troops under any kind of higher alert because there's enough munitions for like 50 car bombs? Is there, like, any kind of alert going on for them?" [ WhiteHouse.gov via low culture ]