Remainders: Pissin' Edition
* Yes! There is a God! Er, um -- that stuff is gross, he's so perverted. [ AP ]
* Bush was irked that Prime Minister Rasmussen seemed unaware of the "puff, puff, pass" rule. [ Extreme Mortman ]
* The Maryland House of Delegates: one good headlock away from greatness. [ eBay ]
* Even the cherished sirens of eternal paradise end their w4m ads with, "no fatties." [ SFGate ]
* Only "the one" can save the internet. To find her you must ask, "Who is the boss?" [ The DC Universe ]