Remainders: Relax and Take a Deep Breath Edition

•GOP finally ready to probe DeLay. [ CBS News ]

•DeLay having hard time shaking Jack off? [ Raw Story ]

•Laura Bush says dads are the new moms. [ WaPo ]

•Jeffords out: Clinton's "favorite Republican" says he won't seek reelection next year. [ NY Times ]

•A Virgin Mary Eve Ensler would love. [ ABC News ]